If all the world is a stage and we’re just actors
playing roles, then I need to have a serious talk
with the director about my motivation for this part.


One day, I’m gonna finally get up enough courage
to actually go skydiving, rather than just
being thrown out of the plane like last time.

(LeMel Hebert-Williams)

Much to my surprise, the old “arrow through
the head” gag resulted in nothing but
compliments at the body piercing parlor.

(Kevin Green)

I was much happier before I
found out that ignorance is bliss.

(Peter Medhurst)

I think a secure profession for
young people is history teacher,
because in the future, there will
be so much more of it to teach.

(Bill Muse)

I could write a whole book on the
problems I’ve faced due to my bad memory,
only thing is I can’t remember most of them.


I bet one of the first uses of a time machine
will be to combine it with a microwave
oven, to make food cook even faster.

(David Gunter)

My life sucks so bad my ears
pop just thinkin’ about it.

(Gary Smith)

If I were a lawyer I would be
mad at the other 99% who give
the rest of them a bad name.

(Rick Owen)

Someone should make a car that runs on urine
and has a tube to pee into while driving.
With enough beer, you could make it clear
across the country without stopping.

(Christian Knudstrup)

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