the baby algorithm

repeat
{
    randomlyWaveKickSmileOrSleep();
    if (hasNeeds)
    {
        cry();
        if (timeOutExpired or wantToScareTheCrapOutOfParents)
            blowTheRoofOff();
    }
}

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A Master said about Zen… “When hungry eat, when tired sleep.” My personal Zen master – my son – has a long list to add to that phrase! 😆

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4 Comments

  1. Sounds like you spend a bit too much time at your computer & Work. Maybe if you start spending more time with your son, your code (function name,variablename, etc) will start sounding like description of your son….

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