Got this SMS today…
Today is Thomas Alwa Edison B’day so send wishes 2 all Tubelights. Now i have already sent to 1 Tubelight….
Hmm… and that too from my wife… 😈 I wanted to protest that he invented the lightbulb and not tubelight and today was not his birthday, its actually on Feb 11th, but then I’d be proving her point in not getting a joke…! What a catch-22 situation 😉
Anyway… any other nice sms please post them here…
An email exchange with friends…
Well nothing pathbreaking really… just that today I began my 29th revolution around the sun. Considering that the entire continent [well to be more precise, a badly weather beaten island which perpetually denies its part of the European continent] I currently inhabit dosent bother about my existence… [ok, except Arindam] I thought I might as…
A small online comic strip… (click on the Forward link below to continue reading) I wrote “Living Forever” in a coffee shop in the spring of ’97. I had been thinking about how wonderful it would be to meet children’s book author and illustrator, William Steig, but I wondered why he would want to be…
One of my friends commented that he never contacted me on google chat as he’d see I seemed to be perpetually busy downloading something or the other as per my status message. I asked him to read my full status message. It was… downloading air one breath at a time
> Computer splices up Mona Lisa’s mood > > Paris: Now it’s official: Mona Lisa was 83 per cent happy, 9 per cent > disgusted, 6 per cent fearful and 2 per cent angry. > That’s the conclusion of a University of Amsterdam computer that applied > “emotion-recognition software” to Leonardo da Vinci’s work, the…
This is from a forwarded email that’s been doing its rounds for quite a few years… —— PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN Shock for the Nation !!! (Believe it or not) Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now, India is the richest country in the world! Wondering how?…
another thing is tubelights might take a while to flicker on… but they’re brighter!
Some more downloaded from my mobile from various people, particularly my school friend Murali – different kinds of messages and some that can really make one’s day… 🙂
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If people say urCrazy,be PATIENT, ur monkey RELAX,ur stupid, Be COOL,BUT if they say Ur smart,Thappad lagana saale ko! Mazak ki bhi limit hoti hai…!:-)
Date: 1/30/2006 9:07 AM
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HOW WOMAN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN FIRST 7 YEAR:
1.A G,
2.O G,
3.Sunte Ho,
4.O Nitin k Bapu,
5.Mene kaha sunte ho,
6.Kaha Margaye,
7.Aap aate ho k me auo..
Date: 6/28/2006 10:44 PM
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Moment after moment life keeps slipping by. make use of every moment, the moment passed will never come again…… Have a wonderful day 🙂
Date: 7/4/2006 8:15 PM
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Life’s Crazy – what u want u dont get (love). What u get u dont enjoy (marriage).What u enjoy is nt permanent(girl friend).What is permanent is boring (wife)
Date: 7/12/2006 9:31 PM
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some one throws a stone at u,
You throw a flower at them.
But if again they throw stone at u,
dont hesitate to throw a flower Pot at them..! 🙂
Date: 7/13/2006 8:11 PM
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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete u, but to have someone with whom u might share your incompleteness!
Date: 7/14/2006 9:34 AM
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Watz d prblem wid UR cell?
Whn I try UR numbr
D Operator says
“Welcome 2 d JUNGLE.
The monkey U r calling is on top of the tree.
Plz try again later…????!! Gm.
Date: 7/27/2006 3:44 PM
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Sardar’s dad died & he was crying.Aftr2min srdr cries louder.Frnd: what happened now?Srdr: my sister just called me. Her dad also died…
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“TIME” is d costliest thing which could never b purchased by any1. So wen sum1 spends it 4 u, it just says d depth of care dat dey show on u. Gmrng
Date: 8/26/2006 10:24 AM
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2day havin a phone widout wire is fashion… 1 day will com wen man widout brain wil b fashion. On tat day, my friend, u wil be a legend…
Date: 8/27/2006 10:48 AM
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Santhasa Samruddhi Santhrupthi Sampreethi Samanvaya Sahabalve Samskruthi Sihikahi Samaagama Sambhrama GOWRI MATHE GANESHA habada Shubhashayagalu
Date: 8/27/2006 7:01 PM
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(“” . ” . “”)
//
((,,
OM GANESHAY NAMAH
Date: 8/27/2006 9:17 PM
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Without U’r sms days are like : “Moodoutday” “Tearsday” “Wasteday” “Thirstday” “Frightday” “Sufferday” & “Sadday” so SMS me everyday ! Good night.
Date: 8/28/2006 7:37 AM
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Giving up is d easiest thing in the world to do, but holding on whn everything seems like falling apart, is True Strength..
Gd mrng..Hv a nice week ahead…
Date: 8/28/2006 8:11 AM
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One day a man asked god, “Whats the diff b/w ur love & my love?”
God smiled & replied, “A bird in sky is my love & A bird in cage is ur love”.Gd mrng!
Date: 9/3/2006 11:47 AM
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A
sweeter
smile,
A
brighter
day.
Hope
everything
turns
out
great
for
you
today!!!
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A friend is never a coincidence in life… They r meant to enter ür life to bring u joy and laughter… Good morning…:-) have a cheerful monday…
Date: 9/4/2006 7:56 PM
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Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
ee taraha press madidre ninna cel GOooVinda Contact:
Date: 9/5/2006 6:50 AM
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No sweet thoughts to forward
No cute graphics to send
Only a caring heart saying TAKE CARE
Good morning..
Date: 9/5/2006 8:42 AM
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True friendship is like sound health. The value of it is seldom known, until it is lost…… Gudmrng
Date: 9/6/2006 1:27 PM
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Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful. May u have all three forever.. Good morning
Date: 9/8/2006 7:52 AM
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Treat Every One with LOVE…even those who are rude to you…, not because they are not nice… but because u are NICE! Good Morning…. Hav a nice day….:-)
Date: 9/10/2006 8:53 AM
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Friendship is all about 3 things – winning, losing and sharing…. Winning ur friend’s heart, losing ur ego and sharing joys and sorrows…. Good morning… Have a superb week ahead…:-)
Date: 9/11/2006 3:38 PM
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Carry a heart that never hates,carry a smile that never fades,carry a touch that never hurts and always carry a relationship that never breaks. GoodMorning.
Date: 9/12/2006 7:10 AM
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Worrying doesnt reduce yesterday’s sorrows,but it empties today’s strength..So Dont Worry,Stay Happy…keep smiling and hug the life….
Gd mrng!!
Date: 9/12/2006 7:29 AM
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Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, bird to fly, plant to grow and nobody teaches how to choose a friend like u….. It just happens, like NATURAL DISASTER !!! 🙂 Good morning..! Have a cheerful day ahead..!
Date: 9/12/2006 9:33 AM
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Effect of your friendship! Cool in summer! Warm in winter! Are you Thinking of rainy? No problem, i know you are a big chatri… 🙂 Good morning… Have a super weekend…:-)
Date: 9/17/2006 11:06 PM
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Lot of ants were on my cell i was even more wondering that how can ants come 2 know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like”YOU”
gud nyt swtdrms….
Date: 9/20/2006 11:59 AM
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.–I”””””””””””‘I
/ – I I
-O-‘”””””‘O”O”–
nodri truck kalsidini sms edre loadmadi kalsi. agalla andre tyre kelge mobile idi . Gm
Date: 9/23/2006 8:28 AM
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SARDAR:Kal raat English picture ki CD dekhi.Na kuch scenes dikhe na hi awaz sunaai diya. FRIEND:Movie ka naam kya tha? SARDAR:”Head Cleaner”:-) njoy da wkend!
Date: 9/25/2006 10:09 PM
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” Blessed is the person who is too busy 2 worry in the day time and too sleepy to worry at nights…”Gd 9t..
Date: 9/26/2006 7:55 PM
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Manjina
Haniyante..!
Hakkiya
Daniyante..!
jenina
sihiyante..!
suryana
belkinante..!
Hoogala
Naguvinante..!
Muddagirali
Ee…Dina..
$ ShUbHoDaYa $
Date: 9/27/2006 8:09 AM
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When i was born, i got a choice from God : ” A friend like u or a good memory “. Trust me, i dont remember what i chose…. Good morning…
Date: 9/27/2006 12:47 PM
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Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
Govinda
ee taraha press madidre ninna cel GOooVinda
Date: 9/27/2006 12:47 PM
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SARDAR:Kal raat English picture ki CD dekhi.Na kuch scenes dikhe na hi awaz sunaai diya. FRIEND:Movie ka naam kya tha? SARDAR:”Head Cleaner”:-) njoy the wkend! 😉
Date: 9/27/2006 12:47 PM
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If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what exactly are others here for?
if you arent supposed to drink and drive why dont bars have parking lots?
We are a funny bunch of people. Living in a serìously funny world.
Date: 9/28/2006 1:45 PM
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Dasara habbada bumper offer nanage SMS madi gelliri, 10 laksha car na Photo, 24″ na BPL or Onida Colour TV BOX, Pakistana or America kake hoguva vimanakake Ta Ta maduva avakasha, Idhallade, nanna jotheyalli dinner maduva avakasha nimma maneyalle, Dont miss hurry up ! Hurry up! Limited offer! Good night & have a sweet dreams
Date: 9/28/2006 10:42 PM
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A
A
AAA
AAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAKSHI
Sorry bhava good night
Date: 9/29/2006 8:29 AM
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“Your MIND isYour Great Friend,
If U Control it.
BUT
Your MIND is
Your Great Enemy,
If U Dont Control it.”
-“ABDUL KALAM” good morning!
Date: 10/1/2006 4:06 PM
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Hudugi smile kotre line story, Hudugi heart kotre love story, Hudugi chance kotre life story,BUT Hudugi kai kotre,…. veekshisi..! “Crime Story”
Date: 10/1/2006 4:22 PM
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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke ashirwad se aapake jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. HAPPY Vijaya Dashami.
Date: 10/2/2006 11:55 AM
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Maa Durga bless U with her nine blessings of Name,
Fame, Health,
Wealth, Happiness,
Humanity, Education,
Bhakti & Shakti
on this Navratri. HAPPY DASHAHARA.
Date: 10/4/2006 10:27 PM
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Life is like the view from ur window. If you dont like it,u cant change it.but u can change the way u look at it.then see how beautiful life is..!
Good Night..
Date: 10/5/2006 7:20 AM
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Measuring life by what others do for you may disappoint you. But measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life..Good mrng
Date: 10/7/2006 7:44 AM
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Like birds, let’s leave behind wat we don’t need to carry..
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Sadness
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Worry
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Pain
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Fear
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and Regrets.
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Fly Light.
Life is beautiful!
Gud morning
Date: 10/7/2006 8:43 AM
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We Meet to create Memories & We Depart to Preserve them. To Meet & Depart is way of Life, But to Depart & Meet is Hope of Life… !
Date: 10/8/2006 11:16 AM
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Live life one day at a time,share it with people who matter most to u, FOR LIFE IS A LITTLE JAR OF MEMORIES,so fill it with people worth remembring”! Gud morn
Date: 10/9/2006 8:04 AM
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Floating down flow needs no efort. Swiming against it needs efort.Dont Go The Way Life Takes U. Take Life The Way U Want To Go “Dare to b difrent”…mornin
Date: 10/11/2006 9:39 AM
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Sardar bar me ro raha tha.Bar owner kaha kyon ro rahe ho?
Toh sardar bola oye kya karovn?
Mye jis ladki ko bhul na chahta tha uska naam yaad hi nahi aaraha.
Date: 10/11/2006 2:10 PM
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2 sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye, phir bhi bank loot liyaKaise?
Bank Manager bhi sardar hi tha Usne bola ‘Oye koi baat nahi gun kal dikha dena..:-)
Date: 10/11/2006 2:11 PM
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Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted ‘BOMBAY, BOMBAY’. Air hostess said: “B silent”. Sardar: O.k..”Ombay, ombay”
Date: 10/11/2006 8:32 PM
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Sardar: is mirror ki kya guarantee he.
Shopkeeper: aap isko 100 floor se niche girou ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega.
Sardar: wow!pack
Date: 10/11/2006 8:38 PM
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DON se DOSTI
JAAN ko KHATRA
SARDAR se DOSTI
DIMAG ko KHATRA
LADKI se DOSTI
DIL ko KHATR
HUM se DOSTI
Tumhare girl frnd Ko KHATRA…… 🙂
Date: 10/12/2006 9:44 AM
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Life is not about finding the right person,
But creating the right Relationship.
Its not how much We care in the beginning,
But how much we care till d end..
Date: 10/14/2006 7:53 AM
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Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never be just a part of it. Be a part of someone’s sadness never be the reason for it…Gud Mng
Date: 10/14/2006 9:09 AM
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Heart Receives
=L=O=V=E=
Mind Receives
=W=I=S=D=O=M=
Hands Receive
=G=I=F=T=S=
And…
Only Special People Receives my
=S=M=S=
Good morning
Date: 10/14/2006 9:10 AM
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I WANT
2 SHOW U
UR childhood
PHOTO
.
READY
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.
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STEADY
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GO
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§§
( “.)
< )§, – – .
LL .,:,.
SORRY, PHOTO WAS TAKEN AT WRONG TIME
Date: 10/14/2006 9:14 AM
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phool kya mangte Ho, isme khusbu tumhari hai,
dil kya mangte ho isme dhadkan tumhari hai,
sirf dosti kya mangte ho,
ye zindagi tumhari hai….Good..MO.
Date: 10/14/2006 9:18 AM
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New Monkey :- Excuse me,i'm newcomer to this tree,can i speak with ur BOSS MONKEY?
Senior Monkey:- shhhhu…Don't disturb
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BOSS is reading the SMS! Good morning….
Date: 10/14/2006 7:38 PM
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Change is a Law of life…
Challenge is an Aim of life…
You have to challenge the changes…
Not change the challenge…
Date: 10/14/2006 8:51 PM
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Biscuitwala's love letter:
dear marie,2day is goodday,
u've krack-jacked my little heart,
now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play hide &seek with me.
-Ur parleji
Date: 10/17/2006 7:43 AM
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Today 4 every sun rays tat shines,
I ask God 2 reduce 1 of Ur worries
& as the day grows deeper
I wish Ur day turn from
sweet 2 sweeter 2 sweetest.
Good mrng
Date: 10/17/2006 7:54 PM
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5 steps 4 a perfect morning
1. Open ur eyes.
2. Strch ur arms.
3.Feel d frshness.
4.Take a deep breath.
5.And say,
Its 2 early let me sleep again! Good Mrg…
Date: 10/17/2006 7:54 PM
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Pati – patni ki zabardast ladai ke baad
patni bhagwaan se boli,
"AGAR YEH GALAT HAI
TO INHI KO UTHA LO,
AGAR MEIN GALAT HOON
TO MUJHE VIDHWA BANA DO.
Date: 10/17/2006 7:56 PM
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I WAS ON A SHIP,THINKING OF U . . .
WHEN I LOOKED DOWN,
I DROPPED A TEAR
IN TO THE OCEAN '
THEN I PROMISED MY SELF THAT,
UNTIL I FIND IT,
I WON'T FORGET U….
Date: 10/17/2006 8:19 PM
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Sardar's friend: Yaar,thuje cancer hua hai aur thu sabko AIDS kyon bathatha hai?
Srdar:Thaki mere marne k baad meri biwi ko koi"LINE"na mare Contact: +919844536391
Date: 10/17/2006 8:23 PM
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Ondu dout!
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Tappu tilkobeda!
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Ninnannu kelade idre samadhana aagalla
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( (..) )
(( , ))
“!_!”!_!”
e photo ninda? ….
Date: 10/18/2006 9:28 PM
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Sumaar dina aa,
namma mane hatra barley illa.
Nin voice kela beku anno asay.
Ondu salabaa Jorage koogu.
“hale kabna, hale plastic, hale botli,..
Date: 10/18/2006 9:28 PM
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Sardar as film Director: U Should jump to the swimingpool from 100 ft Height.
Actor: i don’t know swiming. Sardar: don’t worry, there is no water!!
Go, jump.
Date: 10/18/2006 9:29 PM
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Kousalya supraja rama surya tale mele banda.
Yelu uthista somari belagaittu brush madu.
Coffee kudidu kapi chastey shuru madu!
Date: 10/18/2006 9:30 PM
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The word”HELLO “means;
H=How r u?
E=Everything fine?
L=Like to hear from you.
L=Love to see u!
O=Obviously I miss you…so
HELLO my DEAR ‘Friend’.GOOD AFTERNOON
Date: 10/18/2006 9:30 PM
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Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain,
yaad aap bhi hame karte hain,
fark itna hai ki..
hum yaad ane par sms karte hain…
aur aap…
sms aane par yaad karte hain…. Contact: +919844536391
Date: 10/18/2006 9:30 PM
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Hey, can v meet sometime? Its been long time v met. I know u can’t come out. Dnt wory i’ll b ther. Tel me, shall i come 2 same ZOO or u r shifted somewher else
Date: 10/18/2006 9:31 PM
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Love The Lady
But
Dont Touch The Body…
If U Touch The
Body
U Become A DADDY!!
Please Send This Msg To Ten BOYS & Try To Control Indian Population. Gn
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Sardar on bike with his sister, they stoped at a signal.
1man comments, “Kitni sundar biwi hai”.
Sardar angrily replies, oye biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai.
Date: 10/19/2006 6:42 PM
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Kya leker aye the, Kya leker jaoge,
Mujhe “MSG” nahi karke kitni chillar bachaoge, Itne paise bachaker kya, “NARAK” mein Jaakar bangla banaoge ?…..
Date: 10/20/2006 7:08 AM
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Date: 10/20/2006 7:54 AM
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Yes ningelli sikthu nanna yong and beautiful days na photo please vaapas kodo
Date: 10/20/2006 10:01 AM
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*[Sent on Karnataka Bundh]*
Unimaginably wonderful day for a walk 🙂
Date: 10/20/2006 10:01 AM
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*[Sitar concert in Vani’s house]*
Amazing how the sound fills up the room
Date: 10/20/2006 10:01 AM
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*[gandhi forum talk]*
Next to your house but in an excellent talk Contact: +919844135255
Date: 10/20/2006 10:01 AM
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Wow super bumper offer! nanna jotheyalli dinner maduva avakasha nimma maneyalli – yav hotel inda yen parcel maadkond barthya ??? :-p goodnight 🙂
Date: 10/20/2006 10:01 AM
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Once a sardar bought a puzzle game. It took him 8 hard months to finish it. He was very proud of himself 4 finishing it. Guess why….?
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Socho socho
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Coz on d box it was written “for 2 to 3 years”…..:-)