Ruminations…

If all the world is a stage and we’re just actors
playing roles, then I need to have a serious talk
with the director about my motivation for this part.

(Braisco)
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One day, I’m gonna finally get up enough courage
to actually go skydiving, rather than just
being thrown out of the plane like last time.

(LeMel Hebert-Williams)

Much to my surprise, the old “arrow through
the head” gag resulted in nothing but
compliments at the body piercing parlor.

(Kevin Green)

I was much happier before I
found out that ignorance is bliss.

(Peter Medhurst)

I think a secure profession for
young people is history teacher,
because in the future, there will
be so much more of it to teach.

(Bill Muse)

I could write a whole book on the
problems I’ve faced due to my bad memory,
only thing is I can’t remember most of them.

(Sanjay)

I bet one of the first uses of a time machine
will be to combine it with a microwave
oven, to make food cook even faster.

(David Gunter)

My life sucks so bad my ears
pop just thinkin’ about it.

(Gary Smith)

If I were a lawyer I would be
mad at the other 99% who give
the rest of them a bad name.

(Rick Owen)

Someone should make a car that runs on urine
and has a tube to pee into while driving.
With enough beer, you could make it clear
across the country without stopping.

(Christian Knudstrup)

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